Please help me run the game, I have the dumb

This is a somewhat-detailed guide on how to install and run Trap Quest!

If you have no idea what that is and a friend just recommended it to you and/or you're underage, they are a bad friend and you should turn away.

Moving on to the actual guide:

Step 1. Be over 18 (legal minimum).
Note: 21 is the recommended age.

Step 2. Look for a version of the game.
Example: http://www.trapquest.com/2017/04/30/trap-quest-release-9-version-3-0-hotfix/
Note: The latest should do the trick. Alternatively, go to the main download page ( http://trapquest.com/game/ )

Step 3. Choose your version
One of the three drawn Versions or the Porn Version.
The drawn ones use drawn and 3d modeled (explicit images) and the other contains porn (photographic) images. Mostly.
Note: Click on the version you want.

Step 4. Download it through your browser.
Note: Because we all know you can't be bothered to download MEGASync.

Step 5. Wait.

Step 6. That's all you need to know about downloading Trap Quest!
Note: You're not done yet.

Step 7. Now, stuff gets messy.
To play a work like this one, you need an interpreter program: many are available:

On Computers:

For Mac OS X, use WINE ( https://www.winehq.org/ )
Note: There's a download button in your face now. Click it. Choose the stable release. Otherwise, use the latest release if you feel lucky.
Now you can follow the Windows instructions.
Post-Note: Zoom might work with Unix. For Linux, gargoyle-free works well.

For Windows, use Git. ( http://www.ifarchive.org/if-archive/programming/glulx/interpreters/git/wingit-135.zip )
Note: If you input that link, into your browser, it will instantly download the interpreter for you.
Post-Note: If you don't have a way to open the .zip file, you should really evaluate your life decisions.
Download either 7zip ( http://www.7-zip.org/download.html ) or Winrar.( http://www.rarlab.com/download.htm )
Recommendation: 7zip. It's free.

If those don't work, Gargoyle does an ok job on all platforms. ( https://code.google.com/archive/p/garglk/downloads )

Step 8.

a) Open the zip file you just downloaded (If you used Git, that is.)

b) Make a folder on your computer, "copy and paste" or "cut and paste" every file inside the zip into the folder on your computer.

c) Run git.exe

d) Find your Trap Quest/Diaper Quest file (it's a file ending in .gblorb) and open it with the interpreter program (git, or gargoyle, or whatever you chose).
Tip: Just move the (darn/porn) Trapquest game files to the folder where git.exe is located.

e) Enjoy playing.

On Android:

The game can be run on not-too-old versions of android without images. It will look like this:

To do this, follow the instructions by SecretlyDiscarded explained here on reddit. I'm afraid if you have literally never touched a linux command line before you may still struggle even with his very clear step-by-step instructions.