UPDATE 2nd June 17:00 GMT: A hotfix was uploaded and the links below updated, to fix a bug where puddles and smoke were rapidly disappearing from all rooms. Check that your game file's date ID is 230602. If not, download the updated version below.

This blog post's banner image is from the new Extra Credit Zone predicament (currently alpha testers only), illustrated by Relyet.

Fucking hell. This version nearly killed me. I can't believe how much time it took to sort out some of the serious bugs that I myself introduced.

The good news, and it's only a little good news, is that it forced me to do a deep dive into what parts of the game cause the most lag. I can't do much about how much computation it takes to render all the images that the game renders every turn, but I have tackled the lag from NPCs deciding whether they're unfriendly (and relatedly, your appearance rating), and now the game runs marginally faster. But still pretty slow. Sorry.

How to Download - Newbies on Windows

If you're brand new, on Windows, and either not very good with computers or just don't want to make any decisions on graphics version right now, download this zip file, which contains both the game file and the program needed to run it.

ZIP File - Direct Download

OR

ZIP File - MEGA

After you've extracted your zip file, all you need to do is open git.exe and then select the file starting with TrapQuest to run the game.

If you have any issues with that, reach out to us on Twitter or Discord or in the comments section below.

How to Download - Everyone Else

Trap Quest was created with Inform. To play a work like this one, you need to download two different things:

1) A glulxe interpreter program (you open this program and then select the game file): many are available, Windows Git is strongly recommended for any machine that can run it (if your overzealous antivirus has a problem with area57's improved speed version, there's an older official version here). Another interpreter called Gargoyle is available on multiple platforms but is more prone to crashes. If you're having trouble consult this page.

2) The game file: This file will end in '.gblorb' and will be around 550MB large (there's a lot of images in this game!). There are 4 different versions because there are 4 different publicly available character windows you can use.

The versions with the 5th window, the Clothing window, are available from our Patreon posts and SubscribeStar posts.

If you're new and struggling to choose which version to try, Aika personally recommends Danaume. It's the original, classic TQ artwork, and focuses on character body state rather than worrying about trying to represent odd random things from the surrounding environment.

You can download the version of your choice from the links below.

Our direct download links: Danaume Version, Keriax Version, Wonderfuller Version, Strateg Version

OR

MEGA Download Links: Danaume Version, Keriax Version,  Wonderfuller Version, Strateg Version

Known Issues

• Updating to the latest version of the MacBook operating system no longer supports WINE. If this is the case for you, I'm afraid you'll need to run Windows in a Virtual Machine or otherwise fully emulate Windows to play Trap Quest on your computer using the recommended Windows Git. Your other option is to try Gargoyle (see here).
• In some interpreters, on some people's computers, with some of the more complex character windows (mainly Wonderfuller and Clothing), undo is failing to work because the interpreter's undo buffer isn't large enough to handle the game.

Changelist

MAJOR CHANGES

• A new feature has been implemented to make those damages to your public reputation (when a video is uploaded to the Internet) more important to keep under control. It's no longer just the epilogue that's affected by them!
  • At certain thresholds of public reputation damage (which increases over time, as more and more people view the stuff that's been put online), the next time you walk in front of one of those video call screens that can connect you with an 'acquaintance' in the real world, such as the PC monitor in the hotel and the diviniation cave in the woods, you'll experience a brief uninteractive call with one of those acquaintances you know in real life. The story will be that they somehow came across your 'content', and that somehow led them to this call. They are now presented with a set of options, and they choose one. Depending on what they choose, you will have some Bad Stuff happen. Each threshold has significantly more harsh Bad Stuff than the threshold before.
  • Threshold 1:
    • Decreased intelligence
    • Breast and ass expansion (specifically implants, if enabled)
    • Cursed fetish dress
  • Threshold 2:
    • Teleported somewhere bad
    • Locked in chastity
    • Very large anal sex addiction increase
  • Threshold 3:
    • Stat drain (drain is only temporary at low game difficulty)
    • Strict bondage
    • [Vaginal virgins with no headgear] Turned into the princess bride
    • [Male players] Super sissy (headgear, all the cursed sissy clothing possible, chastity)
    • [Only with the correct fetishes] Filled with eggs, turned into the breeding cow, minotaur released
  • Most media that is uploaded to the Internet is done in the Extra Credit Lessons, and some other small moments like in the final battle between Xavier and the Princess, which are all currently patron-only. To make this feature accessible for non-patrons, when you're not a patron (or even when you are a patron, when Game Hates You is enabled), the hotel camera traps will cause the images to be uploaded to the internet as well.
    • I haven't tested the numbers here very well yet, so it might not happen very often for F2P players right now.
  • Also, these 'acquaintances' who enter the game after seeing you embarass yourself in a video call can now be encountered in the hallways of the Hotel.
    • To be clear, this refers to the already existing feature of those video call monitors, where they trap you in a single room if you happen to find yourself fighting an enemy there, and then if you win the fight nothing happens, but if you lose the fight, the acquaintance says humiliating, disparaging stuff to you, and then probably posts the content online.
    • They'll take pictures of you when they see you, which will go online and further add to your "real-life" public disgrace... Which of course can then cause more of them to discover the truth about your new disgraceful self, as outlined above.
• You can now pickpocket NPCs.
  • The NPC has to not be paying attention to you.
  • The chance to successfully steal depends on the NPC's difficulty rating, versus your dex roll, and your stealth from any special stealth clothing you're wearing like the kimono of illusions or camo outfit or kitsune sandals (and reduced stealth from heels you're not perfectly balanced in).
    • Large black dresses now provide +1 to stealth.
    • Everything else you're wearing that counts as, like, a 'proper' item of clothing (so not just an accessory) gives you -1 to your stealth.
    • Clothing can now have the 'sneaking' magical attribute, which means it magically makes you better at stealth (specifically, giving you +3).
  • If the NPC is asleep, instead there's just an extra bad luck chance (1 in 16) that they wake up at just the wrong moment.
  • NPCs will automatically become angry if they see you with their stolen stuff. They won't normally be able to see inside your bag of holding, but if they have just defeated you in combat and you don't get lucky, they will spot their stolen stuff in your bag and reclaim it anyway.
    • The shopkeeper never fails to find his stolen stuff in your bag.
• The mansion has some new rooms and features.
  • A bunch of extra 'normal' rooms.
  • A new statue. You can touch different parts of it...
    • Touch the body to remove one wisp that's following you around.
    • Touch the headband to remove your headgear. Or if you already have no headgear, it'll try and spawn one. Two are more challenging classes, but the third is the superhero mask, which is usually very rare to get to wear for more than a single battle. It gives you the ability to zap enemies with laser eye vision.
    • Touch the ropes to upgrade a random jewellery item you're wearing. Just... Don't get unlucky.
  • A new type of enemy - the slimeball. They are mainly spawned by interested ghosts over time. That is, while ghosts are following you around, they'll every now and then, create a slimeball.
    • Those who play with egg laying fetish enabled may be familiar with the facehuggers. These operate similarly - they have low HP and they try to jump at you every turn.
      • If they hit, they'll start to absorb into your skin, where they'll slightly increase one body shape size.
      • You get a chance to try and rip it off. This usually goes well, but if it doesn't, you can end up with a very significant breast size increase, and potentially some other stuff such as:
        • Glued clothing
        • [Artificial enhancements] Fake nails
    • The slimeballs can also hatch from eggs given to you by ghostly or magical sources, and also can appear from the 'choice trap' in the hotel.
  • [Egg laying] The ghostly dildo pole traps can turn into eggs while inside you. Specifically, this occurs when you get unlucky when jumping off of them.
  • [Pregnancy / Egg laying] When you attack a mindless ritual cultist on low health and don't defeat her with that hit, she will likely birth a slimeball (once).
    • The Deep One has been slightly nerfed, if you have one of those fetishes enabled, to balance this out.

MINOR CHANGES

• Most of the time when the game computes more than one turn in a row (because you are skipping actions, or have your action decided for you), it should prompt the text buffer (i.e. the narration window) to update iteself first, to at least let you start reading what's happening, while it churns out the computation of the next turn.
• New item: the trashcan. This wastepaper basket, strapped to your belly, magically prevents you from touching it, and therefore you can't remove what people (mainly hotel patrons) put inside it.
  • It is transparent at first, exposing your crotch, but after being filled with tissues by wandering hotel patrons, it will cover your crotch (but still be extremely humiliating, since you'll be walking around with a trashcan full of spunk-stained tissues strapped to your torso).
  • It has three ways of appearing:
    • It appears when the hotel robot vacuum cleaner decides to make you its trashbag (requires you to have no headgear when it sees you, and the black hood to be available for summoning)
      • This robot vacuum cleaner functionality was beta tester only, but has now been moved to public.
    • [Watersports fetish] As the human toilet, get gagged, so that you can't be made to drink piss in the way you normally would.
      • When summoned this way, it starts full of tissues already.
    • [Condom fetish] have an NPC fuck you with a condom while you're either the latex fetish model or the human toilet.
      • Again, when summoned this way, it starts full of tissues already.
  • The trashcan automatically disappears when you are no longer the condom collector, latex fetish model or human toilet.
• The prison guard no longer falls asleep after sex. (It was too easy to steal his key.)
  • If you get fail to satisfy the prison guard with tongue worship, or if you get unlucky after he's fucked you, he'll lock you in chastity. So he's probably not the best person to piss off!
    • There are a couple of other requirements to being locked in chastity, including not being pregnant and the chastity item that the guard wants to use not already being in the game universe.
• Improved the code for NPCs handling locked clothing when punishing you - they should now hopefully usually re-lock items that had been locked when they found you, and they had temporarily unlocked for the purposes of doing what they wanted to you.
• [Big Black Cocks] As a princess, once your royal scepter transforms into the black version (thanks to an orgasm from a black cock), you can expedite the rest of the transformation by using the blacked scepter to masturbate.
  • Doing it the old-fashioned way - getting a royal guard to follow you to the shopkeeper, where you voluntarily offer yourself to him, is more effort, so is now rewarded with an extra-powerful version of the queen of spades dress, which significantly boosts your intelligence.
• Priestesses count as satisfying a man, if they satisfy the man with a licking-based sex act.
• [Egg Laying] Bowsette has a new trip attack where she painfully summons a large egg into your butt.
• [Game Hates You] A 'polymorph' pressure plate rune trap in the Dungeon will randomly curse an item of clothing, significantly reduce its magic modifier, and possibly give it an annoying enchantment too.
• Added more art by Icarus:
  • New art for the transformation capsule in the final boss room
  • Levels 2 and 3 of labia plumpness
  • Better images for belly, breast and butt sizes
  • [Egg laying] New egg images, they now look different depending on what's going to hatch from them
  • [Bukkake] Cum on bellies for every size of belly
  • [Bukkake] The lake monster chasing you when you're swimming in the dungeon lake
• More art from Borvar:
  • For when you are being milked on the bench, and an NPC pulls the lever to the 'enhancement' setting.
  • For when the blonde adventurer steps out of the iron maiden in the mansion (only happens when tentacles everywhere is disabled!)
  • [Bukkake] For when you first get arrested by the prison guard and therefore stumble upon the gymnast adventurer (only happens when tentacles everywhere is disabled!)
    • This is actually a brand new scene
  • For when the djinn grants a wish to the exposed adventurer to give her more self control (can only happen when exposed adventurer is at her minimum bimbo, which can only happen if this is the region she spawns in, which when tentacles everywhere is enabled, can only happen if she's the randomly chosen adventurer to spawn when you purify the spawner)
• Added a new option during seduction, "show off". It's an on your knees equivalent of dancing for the extremely shameless. It can lead to penetration.

TWEAKS

• The 'invoke' ability you learn from the cultists was not working quite as intended; it was blessing / cursing WAY more stuff than was intended. It will now only curse or bless a certain number of items, which correlates with how much power the elder altar has built up.
  • Also, invoking the power of the elder gods now advances the doom ritual if you're not a cultist, and reverses the doom ritual if you are a cultist.
• Other adventurers heal over time significantly more slowly. It was a bit too annoying to chase them around the map attacking them when they healed so fast as soon as they lost interest in you.
• [Inflation / Artificial enhancements] Adjusted how your buttocks being filled with air and/or implants is described, to make it make more sense.
• The slave collar, which creates the wisp which encourages you to work at the brothel before you next speak, now creates it periodically, rather than as soon as possible. It also now more clearly explains where the wisp is coming from.
  • Also, it now triggers its effect even if it's uncursed. You have to bless it to stop the effect from ever triggering.
• [Egg laying] There are three vine eggs in the hole in the ground in the woods. So if you need a vine egg, you can get one from there.
• You can no longer get infinite copies of a consumable item fron an NPC by trading / requesting it, using it, then repeating ad infinitum.
  • The prison guard will recover a new skeleton key each time he goes to his bedroom.
• [Artificial Enhancements] Needle traps that hit your breasts or ass will increase implant size rather than flesh size, if that body part already has at least some implants.
• Swimsuits should now only transform into other swimsuits.
• Instead of completely disappearing, each time you change regions, jewellery left behind has a 60% chance to just stay on the ground, and a 40% chance to be picked up by a random intelligent NPC in the region.
• Clothing is significantly more likely to have the 'provocation' attribute.
• All puddles slowly shrink over time. Specifically, they shrink by 1 unit whenever you change regions, but with some extra code to prevent you being silly and going up and down some stairs repeatedly to drain all the puddles.
• The tongue bodysuit (part of the symbiote class outfit) gives you bonus strength depending on how horny you are.
• Pure Totems now delay summoning portal spawns by the exact same amount, regardless of portal
  • REFRESHER: A pure totem is an equippable item that can be obtained from by defeating the Witch, beating the Orc, or using the Wishing Well.
• Offering fluid-soaked items to a summoning portal always shortens the time until the next spawn, regardless of portal.
• The summoning circle no longer spawns monsters faster if you've stolen anything.
• Simplified the conditions for penis growth beyond 12 inches. As long as your latex transformation has reached level 6 or higher, you can grow your penis up to 20 inches.
  • REFRESHER: After reaching level 6 latex transformation, it becomes possible for penis size to go beyond the natural 12 inches, but each time your growth exceeds this limit, there's a risk of your penis "popping" itself back to 0 inches.
• If you try to masturbate anally while something is inside your ass, you will automatically use that to masturbate.
• When you are unable to use your hands, clothing items will not be cleaned up when you change regions. So you can't end up needing to go to another region to get your hands back, but know that as soon as you do, all your items will disappear.
• Buttons for touching different parts of statues now use images of those parts of the statues.

BETA TESTERS

• The suited agent is now beta tester level.
  • She now gropes sexy players and can spot wardrobe malfunctions.
  • The evidence of her shenanigans now always appear in the Hotel, and always in either the warp portal room, or the staircase. The second piece of evidence also appears in the security room footage.
  • When you have identified how to disarm the suited lady but haven't done it yet, the correct type of attack will be offered as the recommended attack to use to start a combat with her.
• The maths test stuck-in-the-wall predicament has an extra option, where the man takes a photo of you. (And unless you get lucky, your personal details and photos are of course right up there next to you.)
• [Artificial Enhancements] Fixed a bug where the fake nails weren't showing in the clothing window.
• Fixed an issue where the nub cage was drawn ontop of the wrong sized penis in the clothing window.
• Fixed a bug relating to the domino mask hiding your identity when photos are taken in the Extra Credit Zone.

ALPHA TESTERS (June 2023 unlock file)

• [Bukkake or watersports] New Extra Credit Zone predicament (ruby rank or higher) - the balloon kart arena!
  • Nintendolls, much like their namesake, have devised a kart combat arena for 4 people on something that resembles a go-kart, with 3 balloons for their competitors to try and burst.
  • Turning left and right is free, but moving forward requires you to hump the giant studded vibrator, which rapidly increases soreness.
  • You can heal a bit of soreness by staying completely still.
  • You aren't knocked out after losing all three balloons; rather, each time a balloon is burst, its conents are just going to drench you in whatever liquid the balloon was full of.
  • You are released when you've popped three rival balloons. If you are the first to be released, you'll be able to grab the only pair of shorts available for the walk home.
  • So there's three things you need to consider: your risk of getting your own balloons burst, getting three rival balloons burst by your own spike as quickly as possible, and not getting so sore that it hurts, increasing your long-term submissiveness.
  • Also, the longer the competition goes on before you earn release, the more shameful 'releases' you're likely to make down below, thanks to that big ol' vibrator.
  • Art by Relyet.
  • P.S. I hope there's nobody who plays this game with all graphics disabled any more. This minigame, like the beer pong one, requires the map window for you to be able to see what you're doing.
• A new clothing attribute: autobinding. These items of clothing are relatively rare, but when you pick one up, if possible, it immediately banishes any items of clothing necessary to summon itself, cursed, straight onto your person.
  • Depending on how you play the game, this may end up being more annoying than fun, in its current form? Please let us know how you find the experience this feature.
  • Items are twice as likely to be autobinding when you've chosen 'fashion victim'.
• When you cast the spell to summon a magic wand, if you have no class and no items that would stop this effect, there's a 50% chance of the spell also summoning a magic dress and removing the rest of your clothes. The dress gives you a boost to intelligence and magic damage, but it is also 'impermanent', so a short while later you'll suddenly find yourself naked. Alpha tester for now because it might do some weird things to clothes that I haven't thought of.
• A new swimsuit, inspired by the gris swimsuit, is waiting for you to either consider wearing it when you find it in the changing rooms in the academy (it might be autobinding), or accidentally find it in the cave you can get to by swimming in the Dungeon Lake.
• A new bra, the onahole bra, that makes titfucks more common and less stimulating, is held by the pimp.
• [Inflation] Guards will sometimes attack nearby aeromancers. If the guard wins, he will level up. If the aeromancer wins, she will level up if she won using her bust inflation magic.
• New debug command 'questchange [clothing]' lets you change the current uncurse quest that an item of clothing has.
  • If the item is not cursed, it'll get one of those 'persistent' quests that can repeatedly complete, even when the item isn't cursed.
• [A2M] Fixed a bug where licking up tomato ketchup in the circular train track predicament crashed the game.
• Fixed a bug where if you entered the Extra Credit Zone while on your knees, and got the quadcopter predicament, you would instantly lose.

OTHER FIXES

• Fixed a bug where using magic would cause messages about the new 'brain tattoo' without it even being worn.
• Fixed a bug where the player could take the chains on the wall in the academy dungeon away with them.
• Fixed two bugs where the shopkeeper would keep fucking players who looked slutty rather than just fucking them once then turning friendly.
• Fixed a bug where jelly dildoes didn't say what size they were.
• Fixed a bug where the final boss Nintendolls could do the new 'gross licking' sex attacks, which caused soft-locks as well as just being fully intended and not coded for these NPCs.
• Fixed a bug where some NPCs got more than one copy of the items they're supposed to be carrying around.
• Fixed a bug where the infernal altar in the hotel never fully charged.
• Fixed a bug relating to the fishbowl headgear being reset.
• Fixed a major bug where the choice of how TG should occur once you reach minimum penis size was bugged, always setting it to the option where you could only be TG'd from a special event.
• Fixed a bug where the player could get a wisp quest to eat food before they lose their mouthful of fluid.
• Fixed a bug where the ruby lesson teacher would fail to release you from your 'homework bondage' if you were the only student eligible for the class.
• Fixed a bug where the demoness would get stuck trying to burn off indestructible underwear forever.
• Fixed a bug where in some situations, the game would be in a special state where it believed it was checking whether something could be magically removed. While in this state, you could sometimes accidentally trick the game into letting you remove cursed clothing, by, for example, offering vaginal sex while wearing a cursed chastity belt.
• Fixed a bug where demanding an item from the vampiress (which makes her open a pedestal) didn't actually open the pedestal.
• Fixed a bug with the academy swimming pool scene with barbara, where you would remove your armband as well as the rest of your clothes when putting on the swimming costume.
• Fixed a bug where a hostile Barbara could shove you into a glue trap without first dragging you to the location of the glue.
• Fixed a bug where somethings getting blessed when they were already blessed would make them unblessed.
• [Pregnancy] Fixed a bug where for many NPCs, if they were off-stage at the moment of birth, the birth scene was just skipped.
• Fixed a bug where the permanent marker that other students can write on your chest had a text shortcut of "MISSING NAME".
• Fixed a bug where the catgirl headgear would only check whether you had successfully got several people following you once every now and then at random, instead of every single turn.
• Fixed a bug where stockings weren't spawning with any magic attributes (endurance, stumbling, etc.)
• Fixed a bug where being the condom collector class nearly always automatically made you the cumdumpster class too.
• Fixed a bug where the bridal garter always counted as fully exposed, even under a long skirt.
• Fixed a bug where the fertility idol wasn't working properly, it couldn't be cursed and caused a programming error when it was picked up.
• Fixed a bug where the player got more horny whenever they used magic, even when the finger gun hearts tattoo was not worn.
• [Inflation] Fixed a bug where an icon in the character window said that you were thirsty, when in fact you were just a living sex doll with no stomach.
• Fixed a bug where generic dildos were never enchanted.
• Fixed a bug where using a wearable piece of clothing to masturbate didn't require you to put it on. (and let the dildo part get stuck inside of you forever)
• Fixed a run-time error that was occurring whenever you tried to zap something with the jinx-beads
  • REFRESHER: The jinx-beads is an item that can be obtained from offering the ritual beads to the Mansion's dark altar instead of the Dungeon's holy altar.
• Fixed a run-time error that would periodically show up in the hotel.
• Fixed some duplicate input that was sometimes occurring when offering a gem to the mechanic.
• Fixed a bug where onesies only had one possible enchantment.
• Fixed a small issue where you could masturbate anally whilst being fucked by the living belt of sturdiness as long as you were flexible enough. Flexibility doesn't let you phase through solid objects!
  REFRESHER: The living belt of sturdiness is a special item that can be obtained by using the living vine dropped by the Vine Boss as materials for alchemy. It makes you nearly impossible to trip.
• Fixed a bug where the thresholds for refusing to masturbate due to anal/vaginal sex addiction were unreachable.
• [Mythical Creatures] Fixed a bug where the centaur oral sex flavor never displayed the sluttiest version.
• Fixed a bug where Demonesses could sometimes fuck your ass with their heels at the same time as another monster.
• Fixed a bug where an npc deciding to fuck you during seduction could sometimes trigger an infinite loop.
• Fixed a bug where licking up ketchup in the Trolley extra credit zone could sometimes cause an infinite loop.
• Fixed several instances of humiliation gain not properly scaling with game difficulty or scaling negatively with difficulty.

How to become a Beta Tester or Alpha Tester

All you have to do is support us on Patreon or SubscribeStar. As soon as you subscribe, you'll be able to go to the Important Links page which will contain the link to the post with the latest unlock file, and instructions on how to use it.